The P is for Penis

Based In

Clayton

Established

2025

About The P is for Penis

I’m Keith P. Rein — a freelance illustrator, graphic designer, and private chef with a taste for the provocative, the playful, and the unexpected. My creative work lives at the intersection of high-brow aesthetics and low-brow humor, where refined technique collides with cheeky subject matter. Through bold linework, rich textures, and a signature blend of eroticism and wit, I aim to disrupt norms, spark laughter, and celebrate sensuality without shame. Under the studio name The P is for Penis , I use satire and sexuality as tools to challenge traditional ideas of beauty, gender, and desire. My illustrations often blur the boundaries between the risqué and the ridiculous — because I believe good art should make you feel something... even if that something is arousal and amusement. Whether I'm designing branding for small businesses, whipping up limited-edition sticker packs, or plating an elevated private dinner, everything I create is grounded in storytelling, surprise, and style. My work embraces inclusivity, body-positivity, and sex-positivity, and is proudly queer-friendly — rooted in respect — and driven by a desire to make the viewer look twice — and hopefully smile. Want to take a little piece of the ridiculous home with you? Join my Sticker (or Postcard!) of the Month Club at patreon.com/thepisforpenis — it’s only $5, and your mailbox will thank you.